Wow, I found this cover pretty audacious and disturbing. I'm sure that it is supposed to be funny. It reminds me of the times when I heard people referring to the directory as the "menu," and getting a bit unnerved. It makes me really not want to date anyone in my current ward. I'm actually going on a date tomorrow night with this guy in my ward, and I honestly have no idea where he got my number (as the directory has apartment numbers and not cell phone numbers). However, he is the ward clerk, so maybe he looked at my membership record or something. Um...haha, isn't there a disclaimer that says: "For church use only" on those things? It's cool, only light-hearted paranoia here. He's a nice guy, it will be fun. Plus, he's the sort that genuinely likes getting to know people, so I won't feel guilty that I'm not interested in more than that. And I shouldn't ever be, because that is good enough.
In the only conversation I can remember having with him he totally dismissed one of my passions, and didn't realize it. He asked me what my major was, and I said it was Biology. He then responded that he didn't think that Biology was a science. What?! It's like those people that don't think Mormons are Christians. It was ridiculous! Ah well, as long as he doesn't say that again, I'm sure I'll enjoy the date.
Of course, on the last date I went on I ended up crying...so, I'm sure a lot of future dates will go better than that. Although, I do cry a lot lately. Almost every other movie I watch makes me start to cry. Even First Contact. You know, the part where Captain Piccard goes back to save Data when the borg have taken over the ship, and everyone is evacuating? Data isn't even human, but he values their friendship. It was cute. And I cried three times during Les Miserables yesterday, in the first half hour alone. And I've seen it many times, and rarely done that. Although, that is "good crying"...which is a different emotion entirely.
Ah, I need a vacation. Spring break, hurra!


